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Blagojevich Word of the Day: Inat
Oh, isn’t he awesome, naming Burris to Obama’s Senate seat, and outmaneuvering Harry Reid and his cluelessly appetite-suppressant taint-stains-on-the-seat whining? (Which, you know, Harry, is what the urban dictionary is for)
And it’s pretty astonishing to see yesterday’s delighted lynchmob offering grudging respect for Blago’s prowess and titanium-gauge balls, some even going so far as to offer that he has chutzpah.
Yeah, well, no. He has inat (or инат), a Serbian cultural trait described by the BBC as the “secret weapon” of this storied Balkan people, something that has no direct English translation, but is “an attitude of proud defiance, stubborness and self-preservation - sometimes to the detriment of everyone else or even oneself.” Something “that a mother would chastise her child for, but probably feel a little bit proud of him as well for.”
Something Rod’s (Rade) mother Millie (Milica?) doubtless gave the boy whose father Radisa was emprisonned by the Nazis in WWII.
US Refuses to Sign UN Declaration to Decriminalize Homosexuality
No, really. But this will all change after the inaugural invocation is pronounced, insipirationally, by Rick Warren.
Jesse Jackson Jr. Federal Informant For “At Least a Decade”
Anybody NOT wearing a wire in Chicago?
BREAKING! Still a Dick: Cheney Scoffs at your “So-Called Torture”
Jesus Christ, Dick Cheney, really? Did you just refer to “so-called torture” on ABC, laughing off the Senate Armed Services Committee report on all the non-torture performed in Iraq and at Guantanamo, because nobdy cares about anything except for ROD BLAGOJEVICH’S GODDAMNED PAUL MITCHELL HAIRBRUSH??
Updated with Goebbelsian video.
Don't Hate Blago Because He's Beautiful
Mamet-channeling Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is thwarting my base desire to indulge in an orgy of self-righteous indignation. Damn you, Rod, I liked you better as a cartoon character!
Serbian Commenters on Blagojevic!
A little foray into Politika, Serbia’s New York Times (and ex-Pravda) for comments. I gather Rod’s hair offends Belgrade.
Rahm is not the whistlebower, stop panting now
Marc Arbinder says he isn’t, anyway.
