October 2011
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December 2008
22 posts
Blagojevich Word of the Day: Inat
Oh, isn’t he awesome, naming Burris to Obama’s Senate seat, and outmaneuvering Harry Reid and his cluelessly appetite-suppressant taint-stains-on-the-seat whining? (Which, you know, Harry, is what the urban dictionary is for)
And it’s pretty astonishing to see yesterday’s delighted lynchmob offering grudging respect for Blago’s prowess and titanium-gauge balls, some...
US Refuses to Sign UN Declaration to Decriminalize... →
No, really. But this will all change after the inaugural invocation is pronounced, insipirationally, by Rick Warren.
Jesse Jackson Jr. Federal Informant For “At Least... →
Anybody NOT wearing a wire in Chicago?
BREAKING! Still a Dick: Cheney Scoffs at your... →
Jesus Christ, Dick Cheney, really? Did you just refer to “so-called torture” on ABC, laughing off the Senate Armed Services Committee report on all the non-torture performed in Iraq and at Guantanamo, because nobdy cares about anything except for ROD BLAGOJEVICH’S GODDAMNED PAUL MITCHELL HAIRBRUSH??
Updated with Goebbelsian video.
US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald's Awesome blog →
Don't Hate Blago Because He's Beautiful →
Mamet-channeling Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is thwarting my base desire to indulge in an orgy of self-righteous indignation. Damn you, Rod, I liked you better as a cartoon character!
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Identifies Herself as “Dumb... →
Serbian Commenters on Blagojevic! →
A little foray into Politika, Serbia’s New York Times (and ex-Pravda) for comments. I gather Rod’s hair offends Belgrade.
Rahm is not the whistlebower, stop panting now →
Marc Arbinder says he isn’t, anyway.
Scrappy Son of An Immigrant Persecuted For... →
There’s nothing you can’t achieve in America, his mother told him. Communism is the greatest evil, his Chetnik father said. Can’t Tito’s FBI let the son of a red-baiting Yugo monarchist live the fucking dream, as delivered by his father-in-law? What’s wrong with you, America?
Obama Senate Seat Not Technically Memorabilia,... →
Why is Capitalism so fickle?
Top Obama Aide Would Like You Communists to STFU →
Whiny Marxists get the slapdown.
Thomas Friedman Wishes Young People Were More... →
Obama To Hire Your Mother →
Secretary of No Fun Clinton Sends President-Elect... →
Thomas Friedman: The Gift That Keeps On Giving →
“Our kids should be so much more radical than they are today.”
Correct. Pies do not suffice. Roasting, then feasting on, your viscera 1389 enough for you?
Shut Up, Bill Ayers →
“I did join the civil rights movement in the mid-1960s, and later resisted the draft and was arrested in nonviolent demonstrations. I became a full-time antiwar organizer for Students for a Democratic Society. In 1970, I co-founded the Weather Underground, an organization that was created after an accidental explosion that claimed the lives of three of our comrades in Greenwich Village....
"Do It!"
“Nearly 30 years after President Jimmy Carter signed the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women (CEDAW), the United States remains the only democracy that refuses to ratify the most significant treaty guaranteeing gender equality.”
A Day of Hating Thomas Friedman
“That’s how we got here — a near total breakdown of responsibility at every link in our financial chain, and now we either bail out the people who brought us here or risk a total systemic crash. These are the wages of our sins. I used to say our kids will pay dearly for this. But actually, it’s our problem. For the next few years we’re all going to be working harder for less money and fewer...
They Don't Really Check These Things, Do They?
The Obama Transition Team’s excessively invasive questionnaire, revisited.
Raise your hand if you’re uncomfortable with question 4:
“4. Have you ever socialized with:
a. A Baldwin brother?
b. A Serbian war criminal?
c. A Senate page?
d. Senator Joseph Lieberman?”
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Extreme Surplus Value 2.0
Isn’t it a kick in the head when one man’s intellectual hedonism is another man’s ability to profit from labor with no remuneration whatsoever? Sure it’s consensual, sure it’s narcissistic; yes, it is subject to rules and motivations outside the labor contract. But. When labor is the source of (tremendous) profit—even if that labor is intellectual property...